The 50 Wildest Florida Man Headlines of 2022
"Who is Florida Man?" is the top question asked anytime a "Florida Man" headline drops. Here's all you need to know: "Florida Man" is a Twitter feed that creates news headlines and descriptions of crazy domestic or city-wide incidents involving a male that lives in Florida. To make it simple, "Florida Man" is any man in Florida with bizarre antics, and for your enjoyment, here are 50 of the wildest Florida Man Headlines of 2022!
Thousands of gun owners in Florida Planning to "shoot down" Hurricane Irma
In September of 2017, an extremely powerful hurricane nicknamed "Hurricane Irma" came from Cape Verde and caused widespread destruction across the southern part of the United States. Have no fear, Florida is here! Hurricane season is natural in the peninsula state and, according to Facebook and Twitter, thousands of Floridians were willing to drive that hurricane out... with bullets!
Taking up arms against something that can end us all is one thing, but to shoot the air with bullets in the belief that it will drive away a hurricane?! Not so much! There was even an event hosted for the shootout!
Florida Man accused of trying to steal horses and riding them home
The headline basically tells you all there is to know about this Florida Man. Deputies reported that a man by the name of Mark Anthony Hunt was accused of attempting to steal ranch horses from the Lake Country Sheriff's Office. Why, because he simply wanted to set them free, so he opened the stables and some of them ran for it.
All the horses were collected and none of them were harmed. According to the Sheriff's office, they saw Mr. Hunt driving away in the owner's truck... I guess the "riding them home" was extra flavor for the story.
Florida Man Tries to Rob GameStop While Wearing Transparent Bag on His Head
How can one read this headline and not laugh? Look at the bag! The burglary suspect was Kerry Hammond, a.k.a. the "craftily disguised gent," by the arresting police officers. His name was easy to create considering that Mr. Hammond thought it a good idea to use plastic water bottle wrapping as a mask to take a few of his favorite games.
The searching officers even stated, "You can help us catch him, once you stop laughing." It didn't take long for officers to catch up with Kerry and place him in handcuffs for his entertaining rouse.
Fake Teen Doctor Known as "Dr. Love" Arrested on Fraud Charges in Florida
If emojis were used, there would be a long row of crying-laughing faces and dead skulls. Malachi Love-Robinson was the fake doctor that started his antics as a teen and grew from there. In his latest antic, the 23-year-old asked clients to send money to a personal bank account instead of the company he worked for.
Malachi has also been arrested for several other fraud charges such as grand theft, and practicing medicine without a license based on his fake Ph.D. and M.D.! With all that creativity, it's a shame to watch it all go to waste... funny though.
Florida Man Breaks INTO Jail to Hang Out With Friends
It's hard to believe this is true, but Patrick Rempe really was feeling lonely when he decided to ram his car into the front door of the jailhouse and climbed the fence to allegedly hang out with his friends who were recently incarcerated. Police caught him while he was dangling from the fence's razor wires after unsuccessfully climbing the fence.
Come to find out, Patrick admitted to being under the influence of the synthetic drug "flakka" and simply wanted to see his friends. Well, he got his chance, and they are going to be best buds for the extent of his jail sentence.
Florida Man Hides in Swamp After High-Speed Police Chase
Yes, Paul Daniel Smith faced charges for battery and resisting arrest after the officers had to chase and hunt him down in Pasco County. It took a while for the Hernando sheriff's deputy to find him because Paul decided to hide in a swamp of all places.
It was a clever idea until Smith realized that he couldn't keep his head beneath the muggy water, and a police dog found his head poking out. Even then it was a challenge to arrest him because Daniel got stuck! After he was pulled out, he was arrested and it was all caught on body cam!
Florida Couple Planned Wedding at Mansion They Had No Permission To Use
A couple by the names of Courtney Wilson (left) and Shenita Jones (right) saw a stunning South Florida Mansion that they deemed their "dream home" and simply had to have their wedding there. The couple sent out invitations to their "dream home and estate" for a weekend wedding celebration just for it all to come crumbling down on them.
The problem was that the young couple never thought to reserve the 16,300-square-foot mansion for any of their weekend event. As a result, Courtney and Shenita's dream wedding became a living nightmare because they didn't have permits.
Florida Man Known as "Monkey Whisperer" Indicted, Accused of Trafficking Protected Primates
Prosecutors reported that Jimmy Wayne Hammonds was charged with conspiracy to traffic state-protected primates and submitting a false record to the police which violated the Lacey Act, which bans the illegal trade of preserved animals. Jimmy operated under his company, The Monkey Whisperer, LLC, which bred and sold wildlife.
The conspiracy came in when Hammonds attempted to sell a capuchin monkey with no permit. In the end, the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service joined other forces to bring Hammonds and his band of illegal monkeys to a sudden, but not surprising, halt.
Florida Man Who Tried to "Run" to Bermuda in Inflatable Bubble Rescued by Coast Guard, Again
It's easy to see why Florida has a reputation for being too random. Take Reza Baluchi for example, he is a "long-distance runner" who bid to run from Pompano Beach to Bermuda using a hydropod that stays afloat on water. When the Coast Guard caught up with him, they deemed his plan "unsafe" and asked if he'd like to be towed home.
This was Baluchi's second attempt to reach Bermuda as his first attempt was in 2014 in which he had to be rescued. On the upside, he made it 80 miles before being picked up... not too shabby, Reza.
Florida Man Arrested for Assaulting Girlfriend with Fried Chicken
Juwan Brown was a "Florida Man" who was arrested after attacking his girlfriend with a piece of golden-brown fried chicken. As the story goes, Juwan was arguing with his then-girlfriend and it suddenly turned violent, sources aren't aware of why.
What they were aware of is the fact that Brown stepped on his girlfriend's foot, on purpose or accident, and then threw a piece of deep-fried poultry at her face! The St. Petersburg man was arrested for domestic battery and released on a $5,000 bond. That has to be the most expensive piece of chicken ever!
42-Year-Old Florida Woman Claims to Own Google
Let's switch things up again and add some women to the mix because it's only fair. On reports of a trespasser, Marion County sheriff's deputies followed up to find 42-year-old Lora Beth Seymour, a resident of the Florida town of Summerfield, trotting along in her neighbor's backyard.
Seymour claimed that she was using an outlet to charge her phone and was arrested. Later, authorities found meth in her hat and when caught, she went berserk shouting "I own Google!" The rest is pure history... or should I say, her-story.
Man Accused of Telling Children Where Babies Come From
Unfortunately, children at Clearwater Beach received a very disruptive lesson from Otis Dawayne Ryan. Ryan did the unthinkable: he climbed on top of a piece of park equipment and shouted that babies come out of women. According to the arresting officer, Ryan used inappropriate language and parents rushed over to remove their kids from the obscene playground.
Ryan also approached tourists with disheartening comments as well. This "Florida Man" was charged with disorderly conduct, found guilty, and was fined $118 for disrupting the peace of Clearwater Beach.
A Man With No Arms Stabbed A Tourist in Florida
Let's delve into why a homeless man in Miami Beach named Johnathan Crenshaw, the man with no arms, stabbed a tourist. Police reported that Cesar Coronado, a visitor from Chicago, was stabbed by Johnathan via him holding a pair of scissors in his feet and slicing young Cesar on his left arm.
Crenshaw stated that he cut Cesar because he punched him in the head. Which came first is still out for debate, but it's safe to say that Johnathan Crenshaw is more than capable of defending himself.
Florida Woman Accused of Screaming Political Profanities
You read it right folks, Linda Wildes was a well-known resident of Melbourne in Brevard County and she was known to cause quite the ruckus every morning at 5 am. Most of her profane comments were related to politics during the Trump-to-Biden switch which caused her to lose her mind.
Police have been called to her area more than 20 times to rescue the neighbors who constantly complain about her. Wildes even called one of them a pedophile, which really struck a nerve with officers. Oddly, the eccentric woman still has a residence in the same neighborhood, but with different neighbors.
Florida Man Arrested for Driving Stolen Vehicle While Monkey Clings to Chest
Monkeys must have a thing for Florida as they seem to become attached to the residents... literally. Young Cody Blake Hession was arrested and charged with auto theft. When he was being apprehended, the cops found a hairy, white surprise on Cody's chest... a Capuchin monkey that he named "Monk."
Considering that Capuchin monkeys are protected by law, having one is a big no-no, and sources were not sure if that charge was placed on Cody. However, what they are sure of is that young Cody reported "the monkey made me do it."
Florida Man Finds Nearly 70 lbs. of cocaine floating off the Florida Keys
The Monroe County Sheriff's Office must've had a field day when they responded to a lone snorkeler's distress call about something floating in the water. After exploring the murky depths of the sea, officers discovered that it was a black bag filled with 25 bricks of cocaine!
68 pounds of pure snow valued at north of $1.5 million just floating in the ocean. One thing is for sure, there's a furious drug lord out there losing their marbles right now.
Florida Metal Musician Turns Uncle's Skeleton Into "Skelecaster" Guitar
This has to be one of the most bizarre, yet touching gestures to ever happen in Florida. Tampa musician Prince Midget made history when he decided to pay homage to his deceased uncle by transforming his skeleton into a functional electric guitar.
The ghoulish instrument has the neck of a guitar and the torso, spine, and hips of a human. As you can see, he does perform with this. Why do this? According to Prince, his Uncle Filip was "the biggest metal head I've ever known."
Florida Man Tells Police To Search His Dashcam Footage and Incriminates Himself
Thinking before acting is a beneficial skill that Xavier Moran forgot the day he decided to "save himself." After a crash he was involved in, Moran insisted that the police search his dashcam to reveal that the opposing driver cut him off, which was not a bad idea.
But, the plot twist is that earlier that day, Xavier robbed a beauty supply store in Royal Palm Beach, Fla. With a signed waiver by Xavier for the cops to use the footage, Moran was arrested and charged with burglary for his crime. He almost got away with it too.
Homecoming Hack: Florida Woman and Daughter Charged with Rigging the Homecoming Queen Vote
The lengths that a mother would go to give her child the world are undeniable, and sometimes, even funny. Like Laura Carroll for example, the love she has for her daughter pushed them to team up and rig users' computer systems, networks, and electronic devices to increase votes in her daughter's favor.
In the end, their IP address was searched, and these two smiling faces were found out. The mother-daughter duo was arrested on sight and charged with illegally accessing hundreds of student accounts. As they say, love can make you do some crazy things.
Senate Candidate in Florida Admits Drinking Goat Blood
Augustus Sol Invictus, such a name invokes confidence and power and also comes along with a few quarks that he believes make him fit to be a leader of the U.S. Senate. Based on his pagan beliefs and traditions, this Florida candidate admitted, "I sacrificed an animal to the God of the wilderness."
The Libertarian did not win his race and his chairman departed from him. As a result, Invictus went to the Mohave desert and fasted... then sacrificed another goat to give thanks. Augustus has undoubtedly made his mark in U.S. history.
Naked Florida Man Arrested After Jumping On Neighbor's Trampoline
When the homeowners returned from their long day of adulting, the last thing they expected to see was a young man wandering around in their backyard and nonetheless, naked! After the arrival of the police, the nude suspect turned out to be Adrian Lee Gonzalez-Bradway.
The funny part is that the woman asked if he was O.K. and he responded, "yes" and then left. Adrian came back an hour and a half later, still naked, jumping on the trampoline! That's when the police were called and were able to clothe him with a jumpsuit for his troubles.
Florida Men, One Dressed In Bull Onesie, Attempt to Burn Down House with Ragu Sauce
Police reported that Derrick Irving (left) and John Silva (right) did their best to steal from a house. They were almost successful with a flat-screen T.V. and an air conditioning unit until the motion sensors went off and spooked both the robbers.
What made it worse is that in order to destroy any leftover evidence, the two men thought it would be smart to burn a jar of Ragu sauce on the stove and burn it all down. Authorities arrested the perpetrators as they were leaving the scene and the rest is history.
Florida Man Tries to Buy $60,000 BMW With Food Stamps and Steals It After being Denied
Mr. Nicholas Jackson received a free ride to the Martin County jail after making a huge mistake out of frustration. According to the officers, Nicholas entered the dealership in Pompano Beach and attempted to purchase a BMW X-6 SUV with nothing but food stamps that he saved up.
The day after they declined his offer, Jackson stole the keypad to the SUV and drove off the lot with it. He made it 70 miles north of Pompano before the car ran out of gas. The cops were glad to give him a ride to the station and place a $20,000 bond on him.
Alleged Florida Burglar Flirts With Judge
It's easy to see why Demetrius Lewis would give compliments to Broward County Judge Tabitha Blackmon, but a wise man knows when to say something, and Demetrius decided to simply let it fly. When the inmate and the judge met live via Zoom, Lewis was blown away by her looks directly implying "Judge, you is so gorgeous... I just have to tell you, you're gorgeous."
Although cordial, it did little to help his case. Judge Blackmon held him on a $5,000 bond over the attempted burglary charges. Respect for still being a gentleman, Demetrius!
Florida Man "Practices" His Karate On Swans at Lake Eola Park
I'm not sure what the swans did to deserve such treatment, but multiple witnesses pinpointed culprit Rocco Joseph Mantella "attacking" swans during an early morning stroll at Lake Eola Park in Orlando.
Three different witnesses accounted for Rocco kicking the swans hard enough to knock them over, chasing them, and kicking them in the face. His reason for his actions was practicing his moves, but that only got him arrested for cruelty to animals and a $1,000 bond.
Florida Man Kicked Out of Trump Rally for Wearing Penis on Head
As you can see by the disappointed and disgusted looks on their faces, Trump supporters were livid as they watched a fellow supporter utilize his freedom of "speech" by wearing a baseball cap with a stuffed penis attached to it. The crowd literally went wild and cursed this man's name for his political blasphemy.
The guards had to control the crowd so they approached the man with ease and simply escorted him out of the event. No one knows who this man was, but the Trump community shames him for his outlandish antics.
Mop-wearing Florida Man Looking For Eggs "Terrified Entire Family"
Florida is one of the rare places where you can find a man ripping through the city streets with a mop head... literally. James Fields of Port St. Lucie wore a mop on his head like a mask while banging on his neighbor's door. According to police, the family claimed that Fields was the man that "terrified the entire family."
When officers questioned why he did it, Fields replied "I was short of an egg and needed eggs to make a cake." Officers surely tried their best to hold in laughter as they escorted Mr. Fields off the neighbor's premises.
Florida Man Drives Date to Sports Bar on Stolen Walmart Mobility Scooter
It's hard to read this headline and not laugh! As the story goes, a Florida man by the name of Jeffrey Sabiel decided to ride in style and steal a motorized shopping cart from Walmart to take his lady, Santa Walters, out on a date to the local bar.
Security cameras captured footage of the two taking the motorized cart from the store and driving off. The couple made it to the bar but were apprehended minutes later. At least they won't be arrested for drinking and driving.
Florida Man Calls 911 to Report Himself Drunk Driving
It's nice to know that good samaritans like Michael Lester are still being good citizens in the face of their own insane antics. Lester did pedestrians a favor when he decided to call the Polk County Sheriff's department to inform them that he was driving under the influence of alcohol.
Dispatchers reported that Michael chose to drive around drunk because he was too drunk to drive and wanted to get pulled over by the cops, which he totally did. His logic may not be sound, but overall, Michael Lester did the right thing.
Largo Woman Smoked in Capitol During Riot
Remember when clusters of people went crazy and stormed Capitol Hill? Well Marilyn and her husband, Thomas Fassell, won't forget. Marilyn Fassell of Largo, Florida took a selfie of herself smoking a cigarette in the Capitol, which is not just a political faux-pas, but also very illegal to do.
Based on triangulating her cell phone, authorities were able to pinpoint her and her husband doing the deed. Both of them faced four charges, each including disruptive conduct and disorderly conduct. In the end, Marilyn reported, "This is a joke if you ask me."
Florida Man Burns Himself Dancing Naked Around Fire for Solstice Ritual
John Hennessey is the man that took the bold leap of praising the turn of the seasons by conducting a spiritual ritual to commemorate the occasion. The only problem is the fact that Mr. Hennessey was completely naked and louder than he should've been.
What made it worse is that when the police showed up, John was also holding a knife. John was unfortunately arrested on sight for his public disturbance with multiple charges held against him for his antics. The cops had officially ended Mr. Hennessey's personal weenie roast.
Florida Man Gives Police Fake Name That Has A DUI
A man from Niceville, Florida failed in his attempt to escape a DUI. A police officer pulled the man over and asked for his name, the culprit provided a name with an age and birthday. That wasn't the smartest play because when the name was run through the system, it too had a DUI on it!
The man from Niceville had nothing left to say and he was arrested and charged with driving without a license and obstruction of justice. But hey, at least he got out of the DUI! (sort of.)
Florida Family Indicted, Accused of Selling Bleach as COVID Cure
An Orlando family, led by their father, Mark Grenon, decided to make some money off the COVID pandemic in one of the most peculiar, and dangerous, ways possible. They were accused of selling toxic, industrial bleach as a COVID cure, implying that it would completely sanitize homes and COVID-related germs.
The family even sold the bleach out of their Florida-based church! Not only was that a lie but also against the law. All the members faced a federal grand jury and were charged with fraud and criminal content. It goes to show that a family that illegally sells together, gets indicted together.
Florida Man Challenges Mask Policy On Flight By Wearing Women's Underwear On His Face
Long story short, a man had the gumption to wear lace panties on his face as a mask while on a United Airlines flight. Other flight passengers were appalled by the man's behavior and didn't find it very funny as it delayed the flight.
Of course, he was escorted off the plane by officers but not arrested. The interesting part is that several other passengers got off the plane with him as a beacon of support to wear whatever fits within the regulation of what qualifies as a mask, even panties.
Florida Man Stabbed With Swordfish In Fight
Can you believe that a Florida Man could stab another Florida Man with the bill of a swordfish? Of course, it wouldn't be Florida if it didn't, and Frank Ashmus and Garth Spacek (featured) are proof of that. The two gentlemen had a tussle near a dock in Madeira Beach. Garth hit Frank with a beer bottle, and then Ashmus stabs him in the abdomen with the sharp end of the fish.
Both Ashmus and Spacek were held within their cells without bail on the same charge of aggravated battery considering that Garth had the bottle and Frank had the fish.
Two Florida Men Caught With Stolen Power Pole On SUV in Jacksonville
The Kia Sorento got more than it bargained for when the streets of Jacksonville witnessed Victor Apeler and Blake Waller driving eastbound with a power pole. When questioned why they had the pole, Apeler responded that they were moving the pole away from the street lanes.
After some investigation, Victor's habit of illegally collecting scrap metal on different accounts was revealed. Throw in grand theft auto for the Kia and you'll have the charges for both of these misguided, yet entrepreneurial, environmentalists.
Tutu-wearing Florida Man Breaks Into Farmers Market
Tampa had a moment when surveillance video revealed this young man breaking into a farmer's market. He was found wearing a tutu, in his defense, it was a few hours following Halloween. According to the police report, he and an accomplice admitted that they "ate fruit and drank soda."
The Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office found the entire situation bizarre and were concerned about the damage that the young men left at the market. The moral of the story is that a late-night snack isn't worth getting arrested for.
Florida Man Uses Finger Guns to Steal Waffle House Napkins
The irony of this story incident is uncanny. Madison County Sheriff's Office identified Edward Williams Rodriguez as the assailant who attempted a contradiction of a crime. After entering a Waffle House and telling people "y'all getting robbed" and admitting "I'm drunk and high," he then proceeds to steal napkins and leave. He was later arrested.
The irony is that although he didn't harm anyone and all he took was napkins, Rodriguez was charged with assault and unarmed robbery. Some would say he literally didn't do anything; others would simply laugh and move on to the next Florida Man headline.
Local Florida Tuba Player Banned From Playing on Fort Myers Beach
Derrick Nagle was a student studying music therapy at Florida Gulf Coast University. In his spare time, he would engage in some personal social therapy and serenade the swimmers and tanners at Fort Myers Beach with his vintage 1929 tuba.
Nagle explained that Beach Patrol told him that he couldn't play his tuba at the beach anymore based on a violation of town ordinances. It even went as far as the Town Manager sending him a formal letter informing him of his illegal violations and potential financial penalties. Tough break, Derrick.
Florida Man Arrested for Illegally Riding On A Manatee
Some people want to swim with the sharks or the dolphins, but not James Roy Massengale Jr. He wanted to swim with the manatees, and he was successful! Spotting one in the creek, he stealthily approached the manatee and laid on its back shouting, "I'm riding it!"
That is until the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation officials showed up and took him to jail. Due to Massengale being uncooperative, on top of breaking ordinances, he was stuck with a $25,000 bond! That's one expensive manatee ride.
Officers Discover "Emotional Support Python" During DUI Stop
Emotional support python? Let's congratulate this man for being creative in his choice of animal to be by his side through hard times. Believe it or not, this was such a stunning case for the officers that they didn't do much about it. Very little information was released about this incident outside of the cops' statement of "the snake was not driving."
The python played a key role in this character possibly being let out of his DUI stop. The cops seemed to have an interesting time playing with the snake as well.
Miami Man Accused of Stealing Bees
Yoel Torres simply couldn't behave (pun intended) when it came to his curiosity about bees. Neighborhood surveillance caught Torres taking the tops off of bee hives, leaving, and then returning back to steal the remaining contents, including the physical bees themselves.
Police spotted Yoel climbing through a barbed-wire fence and taking a bee hive from the local beekeeper. The reason he gave for his actions was, "I thought they were abandoned." His altruism failed and Torres faced charges of second-degree grand theft, trespassing, and criminal mischief.
Police Called After Florida Man Dances Naked in the Rain
We know that rain can be an aphrodisiac for many people, but Joseph Musso seems like he can't get enough of it. The nature enthusiast took the chance to dance in the rain while fully naked, wiped down in cooking oil that he was carrying when authorities found him.
Musso admitted to the police that the rain aroused him and amid the heavy rainfall, Musso caught an erection and was able to run away. Until a cop shot him with a taser and he was arrested all over again.
Florida Man Caught Trying to Smuggle Dead Alligator Parts
Hunting season is a hot time for those who engage in it, like Raymond Fettig. His enthusiasm for alligators caught up to him when he was approached by Wildlife Commission officers. They explored his car based on a certain stitch of death oozing from his car vents. Later, officers found several dead alligator body parts stashed throughout the vehicle.
Raymond also admitted to killing it without a permit and having animal meat stashed in his freezer at home. All are deemed as breaking the law, so he was cited with a second-degree misdemeanor and a property receipt.
Florida Woman Caught Stealing Mangos, Shoving Them In Bike Shorts
Florida has many mango thieves just waiting for the summer to grab all they can. One woman took it to the extreme when she was caught taking some from a tree on someone else's property. Yet, she did not want to give up those mangos and didn't have pockets, so she stuffed them in her biker shorts.
Because of the thin material, not only was it easy to see the mangos, but they would fall through and out of her shorts as she tried to run away. Due to Miami-Dade County's ordinances, it was considered a violation and she was fined $200.
Naked Florida Man Stole and Crashed A Police Car
What's a crime in Florida without being naked? Joshua Shenker took the liberty of running around in his birthday suit on the highway. To make matters worse, or funnier, he also stole a police car after being apprehended and drove off with it... naked!
When he was caught (again) he was taken to the hospital to be checked out. However, the city of Jacksonville was not happy with Mr. Shenker's behavior and the culprit was held on a $4,000 bail.
Florida Man Loses Fingers and Eyebrows in Firework Fail
July 4th is the day when shooting fireworks is almost mandatory. Yet, Brevard County man Ryan Dobard couldn't wait and one day prior to the national holiday, Ryan set off a few of his favorite fireworks and had fun doing it. Until he got hurt and burned as the night went on.
The incident happened with his friends where a firework ultimately blew off a finger and roasted his eyebrows. He was airlifted to the hospital and also lost some hearing due to the size of the explosion of the firework that struck him.
Man Spends 4 Hours in Underwear on the Rooftop of A Wendy's
The Wendy's in St. Augustine had one heck of a night when a young man, whose name has been undisclosed, reached the rooftop and began to aggressively shout at those who dared to look his way. To make the matter more interesting, the Florida man was just in his boxers, which only attracted more onlookers.
It was the coarse yelling that had the St. Johns County Sheriff's Office pull up and remove him from the premises. What's great is that the man didn't go to jail; they sent him to a facility that required him to "receive the help that he truly needed."
Cape Coral Man Wakes Neighbors By Screaming & Pretending To Be A Firework
It's 3 am on a Friday morning and you're sleeping softly in your bed. All of a sudden, a man burst into your home and starts yelling obscenities. A young couple received that experience when a mystery man entered their home and pretended to be a firework in protest of pyrotechnics.
"Firecracker, firecracker, boom!" and "Bottle rocket!" are only a few of the phrases he would bark at his neighbors. It was so loud that it disturbed even the dogs. The officers developed their own perspective and charged the screaming man with disturbing the peace.
Florida Man Accused of Stealing Steak and Lobster
Can you guess what was on the menu for Mark Belkola? The seasoned gentleman was accused of taking not one, but six packages of steak and two packages of lobster. After tallying up the damage, Mark almost walked away with nearly $173 of sought-after surf-n-turf.
Mark Belkola was taken into custody and for his $173 worth of meat, it would cost him $2,000 to be released on bond. Perhaps Mark thought it was worth it, and that's all that matters.