60 Photos At Walmart Have Us Laughing So Hard It Hurts
1. Meet Mystique!
It's not uncommon for celebrities to make an appearance at Walmart. After all, they're human beings too. But to run into a Marvel Comics character on a typical day at the grocery? Now that must have been out of the ordinary.
Here, we spot a consumer dressed as X-Men's Mystique casually buying anything under the sun at Walmart. She clearly caught the eye of an enthusiastic fan of the famous supervillain. Walmart Mystique totally nailed the fictional character's look— from the scarlet wig down to its yellow eyes and blue skin!
2. A traffic cone shopper
This magnificent photo wasn't taken during Halloween season, but rather in the times of COVID-19. As some of you may know, every time people would go out of their house, they would put on a face mask to avoid contracting the virus. That didn't mean you couldn't be creative.
This female shopper probably thought that it would be invigorating to make the most of that orange gear. With that striking color, a traffic cone costume was just fitting. The triangular hat can even shield her head!
3. Baby Goat Anyone?
Walmart shoppers normally visit the superstore to buy from a huge selection of products and score the best deals. More often than not though, they are greeted with unexpected sights such as random animals grocery shopping and fellow customers wearing strange outfits.
If you have a great sense of humor, then these fascinating photos taken at different Walmart stores would absolutely brighten your day. Take a break from all the stressful happenings and negative views around the world with some clean fun and good entertainment.
4. Properly Posing In Walmart
Ever see someone posing for a picture in Walmart? She clearly has done this before. Not sure why they always choose the electronics aisle for these types of photo shoots but is anyone complaining anyway?
This woman clearly isn't camera shy. Walmart is more and more becoming the place for these types of photos. We wonder many photos she took before she found the right one...
5. She's on a roll!
Let's admit it, we've all been in the similar situation where we realized there was a piece of toilet paper stuck on our clothes or at the bottom of our shoe. Often times, we were just lucky that other people had the courtesy to let us know.
Perhaps this woman was perfectly aware that she had wipes tucked away in her waistband? If yes, then she probably brought her toilet paper game at this Walmart superstore as part of her makeup shopping.
6. Sun's out, guns out
Isn't it nice to to wear sleeveless shirts when the weather is warm? This doesn't only apply to women though, but to men as well. Rocking his gray muscle tees, the fine gentleman on the photo was clearly comfortable showing off his furry side.
This patron right here will never experience getting a cold shoulder and his fellow buyers are quite aware of that. When the sun is out, the guns are out too. Those tattoos definitely capped off the look!
7. No shirt, no problem
Ever realize how in action films, there is usually a scene where the lead characters get themselves into trouble and end up shirtless? Then they head to the nearest superstore to buy clothes and discuss their next move. Maybe these two guys were filming?
If this strange duo wasn't part of any movie production, it's still totally cool. There's no problem as long as they had money to pay for some new outfits. That carton is such an eco-friendly fashion statement though!
8. Color him patriotic
We're going to make a wild guess and say that this photo featuring a geezer was snapped on the Fourth of July. That's the only logical explanation to running into someone in an American flag-inspired outfit. Everyone usually wears the same color scheme during that national celebration.
If our hypothesis proves us wrong, then maybe the old man just loves the United States so much. And what better way to wear your heart on your sleeve (or other clothing parts!) than by literally sporting a star-spangled jumpsuit.
9. It's that time of the month
It's not just the Walmart shoppers, you know, sometimes it's the brands, too. This photo wasn't captured in the personal hygiene section. It was rather taken along the aisle where you can find the pool accessories. Hasn't anyone floated this idea with the ladies?
Still, props to the ones who came up with this marketing scheme. Both male and female customers are bound to take a double look when they come across that very unique pool floating bed. Rest assured that this sanitary product accessory doesn't have any leaks!
10. Cheese Puff Anyone?
If you're not buying your favorite snack in an outfit like this, are you truly living your best life? Walmart is never short of people wearing whatever makes them feel their best!
Is this a model's photo shoot or an impromptu moment where a picture just seemed necessary? We aren't sure but we don't comment further on the matter.
11. He literally shopped 'til he dropped
Were you one of those kids who never enjoyed grocery shopping and would have opted to stay at the arcade? Well, this little boy seemed to be among them. He chose to sleep instead of picking chocolates and candies.
If we were these child's guardians, we would definitely have him at the bottom of a shopping cart rather than watch him throw tantrums and cause a scandal. Kudos to the young lad for finding a makeshift bed at the supermarket even though it looks uncomfortable.
12. The cat's not out of the bag!
Pets... aren't they the best? We owners just love and adore them so much to the point where we can't even leave them at home while we do a grocery run. This owner who came shopping with his feline friend obviously gets us.
Thanks to the people who invented a see-through backpack for domesticated animals, the male purchaser need not to worry being away from his beloved cat one minute. Despite its master's efforts though, the furry one seemed unimpressed. The separation anxiety is real!
13. It's blending right in
Were you able to see it at just one glance? We honestly didn't! It's as if the camouflage print was doing its thing to hide stuff (or animals!) to the naked eye. If we were next to this bloke at the checkout line, we would have gone to another cashier as quick as a flash.
Still can't spot it? There's a white rat sitting pretty on the man's shoulder! It's like a scene straight out of the Pixar film Ratatouille. Someone convince us that the little one is the man's best friend and not just a random rodent that came from somewhere else!
14. Statement shirts are out
Forget about statement shirts, statement hoodies are in! This Walmart consumer put her feelings out there and we're here for it. There is nothing like telling the world how you really feel.
As a shopper yourself, you might have noticed that the customers who visit the hypermarkets can be in any mood that they want to be in as long as they don't harm other people. Clearly, this female shopper felt comfortable in her Sunday's best. Excuse us, ma'am, where can we get the same sweatshirt?
15. A quirky headdress
Is that his hair? Nope, this very tall young fella is wearing an animal wig on his head. Now why on Earth would this gent don that look? We're not sure, but we hope this picture was taken on Halloween. That would make up for an easy and instant costume.
Even if the guy didn't put on an eccentric headpiece, he still would have stood out among the rest shopping at Walmart because of his incredible height. Now, the only remaining question is whether he wore that toupee all the way from home or got it from the store.
16. Bread Shopping At Its Finest
We love our carbohydrates and so does she it seems. She already has the one snack, but we wonder what she is reaching for next...bagels maybe?
Nothing wrong with a crop top and jean shorts when doing your all important grocery shopping. We recommend checking the temperature of the store before you venture out in this type of outfit.
17. Walk down a different aisle
We've witnessed a ton of church weddings and beach weddings in this lifetime, but a Walmart wedding? We have yet to see! Lovely couple Tammi and Gerome Taylor renewed their wedding vows not only in front of their family and friends, but in front of Walmart shoppers and staff, too!
Out of all the possible places in the world, why would these two celebrate their marriage at a Walmart? You see, that special spot played a significant role to Tammi and Gerome's love story. About ten years ago, they met each other at the megastore's self-checkout counter. Aww!
18. It's the most wonderful time!
If you want proof of how busy the Holiday season in the United States can be, all you have to do is drop by at any Walmart store. There, you'll witness shoppers fighting for every last item on Black Friday and scoring the most incredible deals. You won't only catch sight of game faces, but out-of-this-world outfits too.
This mister spiced up his Santa Claus costume by wearing a bright pink spaghetti dress and striped stockings, and then topping it with the iconic Santa hat. We are digging those matching heels and purse!
19. Your next hairstyle inspo
There's a very long list of things that you can acquire from Walmart— food, clothing, supplies, even a hairstyle inspiration! Here we have an almost bald dude if only he didn't miss a spot. This peculiar photograph will either inspire men to make sure their barbers do their jobs well or encourage them to follow the same haircut.
On the reason why this bloke sported this look, we're not entirely sure. Perhaps he got bored of the same style? Did he fall short of the payment? Maybe it was a dare or a consequence from losing a bet.
20. A vacation from North Pole
Hey kids, we hate to break it to you, but Santa Claus traded his one horse open sleigh for a modern mobility scooter. He's also on a break from North Pole and decided to stay at Walmart. Just kidding! Don't fret, your gifts will arrive on time.
This is a different Santa Claus, an old chap in the Holiday costume. We can't really blame him for coming down the aisle instead of the chimney. Plus you can always feel the Christmas spirit at the superstore.
21. Helpful Shoppers
Walmart shoppers are always looking out for one another and it seems like this gentleman is making sure this customer is extra safe while she is shopping. He is keeping a close eye on her while she gets her shop on.
We can't blame this gentleman for staring, maybe he is concerned about her knowledge of the tank top packs she is buying and wants to give her some quality advice?
22. It's... a bird
Cats in a bag? Why not. Birds who soar all over the supermarket? Well, the jury's still out. We'd have to ask this grandpa right over here how he felt when this huge parrot landed on his back. Any other harmless flying animal would have been tolerable if it weren't as loud and sharp-taloned as this one.
You have to agree though, this blue and yellow-hued parrot looks every bit of fascinating. Let's just hope it doesn't give its unsolicited advice to other buyers.
23. Incredible customer service
If there's one thing that every grocery shopper has done in their history of shopping, it's to ask an employee where they can locate an item they're looking for. It's totally understandable, as supermarkets can look as if they are mazes full of products.
During the Holiday season though, the store's staff are more than preoccupied. They're arranging the goods, assisting the customers, and making sure everything goes smoothly. So for Thanksgiving, this masculine employee found a clever solution to answering the most repeated question. The canned pumpkin is in aisle 5, Karen.
24. Kept on a long leash
Is anybody here missing a young woman in a white shirt and a neon pink skirt? You can find her in aisle three! Now, we're not really sure if the girl's belt was broken or she was put on a leash. If it's the latter, we are deeply concerned.
This stereotype of keeping kids on a leash has been depicted numerous times on television and films though, especially when they're somewhere crowded. We are dying to know why this lass needed to be kept under control.
25. A vegetarian dinosaur
Just when you thought you've seen enough animals loitering around Walmart, you bump into an extinct one! Here, we have a Tyrannosaurus Rex, more commonly known as the T-Rex. If you've seen a Jurassic Park film, then you already have an idea how this ferocious dinosaur dominated the top of the food chain during its era.
It's crazy to think that the T-Rex has exchanged their voracious appetite for meat with a few organic fruits and vegetables instead. We would probably have a mini-heart attack if we ran into this person who enjoys throwing on a dinosaur costume.
26. Let down your beard
Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your... beard? Well, this gentleman over here has another version of the poem and of a hairstyle. He knows that the hair on his head is not the only one he can spice up. To be honest, we're digging this style because it also screams practicality.
Maybe he doesn't want to shave it off so instead of getting rid off it, he just decided to clean up his look. We're totally curious if he ever worked as a hairdresser or a hair stylist in his life.
27. We All Need A Rest Don't We
This woman is clearly tired from her long shopping experience and seems to be taking an unusual rest on the checkout counter. We all need a break once in a while and this choice seems as good as any.
Walmart checkout is a hot bed for funny moments. People seem to "let it all hang out" if you catch our drift.
28. What a two-faced shopper
Don't freak out, but this fellow over here has a third and fourth eye! You have nothing to worry though, that pair is just part of his tattoo-covered body.
If you don't know what we're talking about, better check the man's head. We're inspired by his body art but we're not sure we can survive getting inked in the scalp. That must have hurt, but he appears tough anyway. It's also a good thing that he doesn't have to look back.
29. All hail the Walmart King
One of the legendary musicians to ever set foot on earth, Elvis Presley dazzled the industry with his captivating voice and iconic look. The King of Rock was just so popular and influential that you could never imagine him doing the mundane things, too. Lucky for Walmart shoppers who spotted this bloke, they actually could.
This patron obviously was a fan who loved the rockstar's style so much he donned it himself. We don't want to get your hopes up, but that could very well be Mr. Presley himself if he walked away from the limelight to be immortal and live a normal life.
30. Santa Claus and his family
So far, we've seen Walmart Santa Claus in a knee-length dress and another version in his motor scooter. How about meeting his family? It's not impossible that the Christmas figure got tired of his elves and reindeers' company that he settled down and had kids.
It would make total sense for Santa Claus to leave his own toy factory and snag the best deals from this giant retail company instead. Not only would he save a ton of money, he would also be dressed in home clothes.
31. She's not a regular grandma
She's a cool grandma! This elderly woman may have her face turned against us but her stature is enough to assume that she was once a supermodel. If not, she was probably a fashion expert at best. Just look at those aztec-print matching top and bottoms.
One of the best things about running into this fine lady at Walmart is that you can seek some sartorial advice from her. You could even ask for her to reach something off the top shelf if you are not able to. We'd love to be her grandkids.
32. Anarchy at Walmart
With Elvis Presley and now Sex Pistols' bassist Sid Vicious spotted at Walmart, it seems as though the megastore is a cool place for rock stars to hang out. Given Walmart's bizarre culture, it wouldn't shock us if the infamous rocker actually ended up here.
Perhaps the young fellow here was a fan of Sid Vicious or he just wasn't the type to wear a boring shirt and pair of pants at the grocery. Regardless, shoppers would never run out of creative things or people to find inside Walmart.
33. Another Walmart haircut
Didn't fancy the hairstyle we previously suggested? How about traveling back to the '70s and '80s and sporting a mullet? Take some cues from this non comformist who shaved his hair at the front and sides, and then left the long hair at the back.
A little bit of warning though, this 'do may only be acceptable in the current '20s decade when you're inside Walmart. This is your safe place where no one will judge you for your haircut choices.
34. Straight out of the shower
Aside from the fact that you can find anything that you need at Walmart, one of the best things about this giant retail is that their stores are open 24 hours a day and seven days a week. So if you're in the middle of the shower and you suddenly realize you've run out of shampoo, you can sprint to nearest Walmart, stat.
This photo of a dame in her bathrobe, shower cap, and neon crocs puts a smile on our face because we've also been there at some point—cutting corners and running red lights just to buy that thing we forgot to do so!
35. Feel at home
This old chap right here is considered a legend at his local Walmart. One of the reasons being that he's been their loyal customer for almost two decades now. Since the superstore has now been a second home to him, the patron would sometimes camp in the outdoors section or take a nap on those comfortable chairs.
Unlike this cool grandpa, some other elderly people easily lose their way inside a Walmart. Even kids and some adults go off course because the store is just enormous. Guess it takes years of practice and visits to not need a map.
36. Risky business
Excuse us, ma'am, can we help you? Looking at this photo calls for a distress and we would have been more than happy to help her. While this image illustrates an accident that is just waiting to happen, it's not really an isolated case.
During your grocery runs, did you bump into another cart or cause some products to fall of the shelf, too? The thing is, Walmart is just like any other supermarkets that have chaos in their hands. Sometimes, it's the consumers. Sometimes it's the employees themselves.
Ever bought a new pair of shoes and didn't want to get it stained yet? Well, this was probably the case for this lady shopper. She probably needed those pastries but she also wasn't in the mood to risk her expensive footwear.
We're pretty sure all shoe addicts could relate to this dilemma— wanting to show off those Louboutins and Jordans but protecting its aesthetic value. Besides, anything can happen at Walmart and you wouldn't want any liquid spilling on those white sneakers.
38. He's a fast food lover
McDonald's fans where you at? This individual right here is among your peers. He probably loves the fast food and the environment so much that he found a way to make better use of its paper bag. If the bod intended to fortify himself from something in particular, then this image would be easier to understand.
This Walmart photo should also serve as a warning for those who have never set foot at the store. You would find unusual items and frequenters there, so come prepared!
39. Video game characters shop too
It's a bird! It's a plane! Nope, it's Super Mario! When he's not out there stomping on monstrous creatures and traveling to a castle to save the princess, Mario is at Walmart buying goods for sustenance.
From his iconic red cap to his notable suspenders, this fashionable lad perfectly dressed as the well-known video game character. He totally winged it with that same mustache. We can already imagine his equally popular brother Luigi probably lined up in another cashier's lane.
40. Iguana hair, don't care
We're gonna have to be honest here. We're not sure if this is a real iguana and if the redhead lass knows it's on her hair. It's most likely an eccentric headpiece, right? Most of us haven't sported that one before but it might come trendy anytime soon.
This snapshot makes us smile because we are reminded of other quirky fashion accessories we've seen at Walmart. It's like you can never run out of things or people that would astonish you in a way.
41. Back to the future
Back at the parking lot of Walmart, there are many more stranger things that are happening. If a baby goat inside the car was the main event images past, this time, it's the vehicle itself. Is the driver planning to go back to the future?
He could very well be going forward to the past. With all the brand new models and luxury cars that have recently been released in the market, he visibly needs an upgrade. It would go well for his future Walmart adventures.
42. Like granny, like doggie
Could this photo captured at a local Walmart be any more adorable? This lovely image featuring a cute grandma with her sizeable dog is a sight for sore eyes. As if this tandem wasn't already drawing "awws" from the crowd, they're also donned in coordinating vibrant outfits!
Their fellow shoppers may have been their for a run-of-the-mill grocery shopping, but they certainly ended up brightening their day. Just check out granny's pink frill top and doggie's festive onesie, and you'll know what we're talking about.
43. A cereal killer
What is happening in this picture? To the visible eye, there is a fella outside Walmart wearing a cereal box. Now, why would he do that? On top of our head, we think he ran out of cereals at home so he decided to the march to the superstore in his sweatpants and crocs.
It could be that he's just a resourceful guy who uses a food carton to protect his face from the sun. Whatever his reason might be, we hope he put enough holes so he could see and breathe properly.
44. On the run
You can run, but you can't hide. Actually, you can't really run that far if you ever plan to steal items at Walmart. Aside from the fact that there are installed CCTVs, there are also security officers and policemen roaming around the store in their mini patrol cars.
With all the great deals and discounts that the retail giant offers, most of the buyers can afford to pay for the products without doubt. If not, then they would have to face the consequences of committing a crime.
45. Oh dear...
Did one of Santa Claus' reindeers decided to follow him at Walmart? Perhaps it also retired from Christmas duty? We have so many questions surrounding this deer lying on the floor of the superstore. Cats, dogs, dinosaurs— the deer is a nice addition to the non-human clientele.
Just when the Walmart customers thought their day at the grocery would be ordinary, it was anything but. Although there is an infinitesimal chance that this fawn might just be a mere statue.
46. A sleeping unicorn
Walmart shoppers are usually the smartest and most savvy people out there. They've experienced elbowing their way and spending the night outside the superstore just to score the best deals. More often than not though, those who stay overnight pitched a tent.
So for a customer to randomly lie down under the sun, there must be another reason. This sleeping unicorn was spotted outside one of the branches of the giant retail. She must have passed out after a few drinks or she just wanted to enjoy the cloudless day.
47. Bought with a silver spoon
The Walmart shoppers are all about fashion statements, you know, and this fella right here has no plans of being overshadowed by others. One glance at him and you will not be able to ignore his chain necklace. Plus, that's a great conversation starter.
These are the details we would be delighted to find out— where did he get it? Of all pendants, why choose a silver spoon? How much did he get it for? Ahh, it's all about the bling!
48. Paint the road white
May this photo put a smile on your face rather than a palm on your face. We would get it if you choose to do the latter. Outside a Walmart store, one shopper discovered an accident on the road— a painting accident. Instead of "YIELD," the inked sign said "YIEDD."
This spelling mistake definitely let out a laugh from people, although we hope that whoever was in charge had already corrected it. For drivers out there, don't forget to allow other road users to go first and take the right-of-way.
49. Elephant Man
Another photo captured in the times of coronavirus, this hippie dad didn't just put on a normal face mask but a tusk-like one! Apparently, this elephant man likes eating fresh fruits too. It would have been more fun if he ran into T-Rex boy. Perhaps they could have shared vegan recipes!
What we admire the most about this old lad is his optimistic vibe despite the pandemic that's surrounding the world. Perhaps a grocery run was equivalent to a breath of fresh air from being quarantined at home.
50. It will drive you crazy
Here's another Walmart parking lot situation that might drive you nuts. An automobile within an automobile? What is happening here? Well, perhaps the car owner have been into more serious situations that we would never dream to be and they were left with no choice but to salvage their vehicle.
As long as the driver and the passengers are safe inside those car, there is nothing to be concerned about. If it can still go miles and take them to Walmart, then we're happy for them!
51. Rock those perms
Whoever said men can't sport permanent curls clearly haven't met this guy at Walmart. Those muscle tee, chain accessories, tattoos made up his rockstar look but the perms turned him into a superstore icon. We're almost certain he's a famous musician.
So boys, if you didn't like the mullet suggestion as well, here's another dapper peg for you. It's not only this rocker's hairstyle that you can covet, but his entire outfit as well. You'll be left wondering where has he been all along.
52. The Mummy Returns
The COVID-19 pandemic has indeed changed the game when it comes to grocery shopping. Every buyer wants to shield themselves from possible exposure to the virus so they wear whatever they can as protection. Here, we have a fellow in his Mummy-inspired look.
Apparently, saran wraps are not exclusive for covering things? Humans can obviously apply it as personal protective equipment from head to toe. The good news is that you can find it at the nearest Walmart.
53. Bin there, done that
Remember the bedhead gal? She would have been a perfect match to trash can dude over here. It would be romantic too if they ended up together and got hitched at Walmart. So anyway, this Walmart shopper probably couldn't fit the bin to his cart so he wore it instead.
If he's sporting a fictional character that we're not aware of, that would also make sense. On the topic of fashion, his all-black outfit definitely matched the plastic container. We wouldn't be too surprised if this look made an appearance on the runway next season.
54. Is that the Tiger King?
Is that Joe Exotic at Walmart? As far as we know, the former zoo operator is still in federal prison serving a 22-year sentence. Perhaps this fellow is one of those who binge-watched Netflix's eight-part documentary, Tiger King: Murder, Mayhem and Madness.
Apart from learning about the infamous convicted felon and the issues that surrounded him, this male shopper probably picked up Joe Exotic's quintessential cowboy style. It is also possible that he is just a big Western film fan. Many American men are!
55. Walmart astronauts
The eagle has landed! Well, not on the moon this time around, but at Walmart instead. These two male customers were in full astronaut suits to protect themselves from the coronavirus as they shopped for food such as tomatoes.
Even before the pandemic though, shoppers have already witnessed more eccentric things. From electrifying outfits to entertaining animals, the superstore just never runs out of ways to put a smile on their customers' faces. If we lived in space, we would do everything we could to build a Walmart.
56. For Kobe
Warning: This endearing photo will not only put a smile on your face but will also make you shed a tear or two... A Walmart captured this grandpa in full Los Angeles Lakers fan getup around the time news broke that legendary NBA player Kobe Bryant was killed in a plane crash together with eight more individuals.
According to the old lad, this was his way to honor the Black Mamba and Mambacita Gianna Bryant as well. Hey, we all grieve in different ways.
57. Just roll with it
We've got some theories going on here. First is that this Walmart customer is a total hoarder. You have to take into account the image was captured around the time coronavirus was at its highest peak. Our second theory is that they are just a panic buyer who was afraid to run out of toilet paper. Or maybe they need it for health reasons.
Whatever the reason of this buyer had, we hope that they gave the others a chance to have at least one. In challenging times like a pandemic, we ought to help each other and think of others' welfare too.
58. Too soon?
Ever since the coronavirus outbreak happened, the Corona Extra beer brand has been greatly affected. Even though the relation of the company to the deadly disease is their name, consumers we're quick to associate them. It came to a point where they had to halt production to lessen the effect.
Here we see a perfect example of the correlation of COVID to the alcoholic beverage. While we can't help but laugh at the face mask that was put on, we certainly feel for the Mexican brewery.
59. May the dark forces be with you
A long time ago, in a Walmart parking lot not so far, far away, a huge Star Wars fan went grocery shopping. The driver of this cool pickup is obviously an avid supporter of Darth Vader. From the graphic design to the license plate of the car, they seriously wasted no space.
Any fangirl or fanboy would get the craze happening here. Besides, who doesn't like the film franchise? Now the million dollar question is, are there lightsabers at the back of the vehicle? If yes, can we play with them?
60. Life after Toys "R" Us
Remember when iconic American toy store Toys "R" Us, Inc. filed for bankruptcy in 2017? Well, the employees and customers were not the only ones that were affected. Even the beloved mascot Geoffrey the Giraffe had to fend for himself. Perhaps he tried to apply for a position at Walmart?
You guys, we're obviously kidding. The African mammal in the photo is not necessarily Geoffrey himself. It's a human being in an animal costume. Phew! But why is he or she on a horse though?
61. Stick to your lane
Refrigerators, notebooks, laptops— this is where you can usually find loads of stickers. Apparently, the owner of this car took his sticker game to another level. Don't judge this Walmart shopper though, it seems like these decorations are not for aesthetic purposes only.
When you zoom into the photo, you'll find a sticker that says, "Support local music," See, it's for a good cause! Another one says, "If anything can go well, it will." The vehicle owner is all about positivity and good vibes, so we're here for it!
62. Consider yourselves warned
We've heard of statement shirts before, but this geezer right here takes the cake. Let's break it all down a little. First, he says you should walk way because he is an old grumpy man. We don't know about you but if we read that, we're already gone in the blink of an eye. Then he says he lives in Colorado and was born in October... Wait is this a dating profile?
The bottom half is the most honest part. He's basically saying that if you can't handle him at his worst, you don't deserve him at his best. Can you imagine him running into statement hoodie gal?
63. The nastiest skunk
Just when you thought you've already seen all the possible creature you could see at Walmart, you bump into a skunk in aisle 6. Well, at least it might be relieving to know that it's not your body odor that you smell. Still, what would you do if you saw this animal at your local superstore?
As long as it doesn't bother us, we think we're cool with it. If the skunk is also a vegetarian, then we would give it a chance to buy its daily fruits and veggies. In all seriousness though, how do these creatures end up at Walmart?
64. Mother Nature
If you peak at your Instagram feed, you'll see celebrities, influencers, and even friends becoming a plant mom or dad while in quarantine. It's not really just about boredom but the kind of relaxation that it provides to the humans. This jeep owner loves the environment so much they went green even when it came to their car.
On the spider ornaments happening, we're not sure what to make of it. Perhaps the driver is a fan of Spider-Man? They are a perfect final touch though!
65. Rona, Rona, go away
Does it rain inside Walmart? For readers who haven't been to the superstore, we're happy to report that their roofs are waterproof. This lady customer right here just has an umbrella and a plastic shield to avoid contracting the coronavirus. During these dark times, creativity flows from individuals.
They can't help but go out to buy necessary goods, but it doesn't mean they can't do whatever it takes to protect themselves. Come to think of it, this paraphernalia is actually multi-purpose in case it really rains outsides.
66. One horse open slay!
Who said human beings are the only ones who can dress up during the Holidays? Animals have their rights and fashion senses, too! This classy horse in a santa hat and a revealing dress is working it just outside Walmart. Can we get a built-in runway here?
The picture of the fierce-looking mount was captured in Christmas season that is why it is in a very fitting attire. Let's just hope it meets its perfect match under the mistletoe.
67. Monkey business
Yes, we know that this Walmart photo might make you feel a little bit of anxiety, but once you notice that this lil guy is wearing a diaper, you'll be rolling on the floor laughing your butt out. At least he wore a nappy, right?
We don't know about you, but this reminds us of an episode of hit TV series Friends where Ross was obsessed with his pet monkey Marcel. We hope that it has a talent so the other buyers would be entertained.
68. Head to head
This Walmart shopper clearly doesn't watch CSI or How To Get Away With Murder. Dude... you have to hide the body— and the head too! Kidding aside, the picture undeniably made us roar with laughter. If you see it in person, it might give you a mini heart attack.
The other plausible reason we can think of for the existence of these mannequin heads is that the owner maybe working at a hospital or a med school. They probably use it for demonstrations such as CPR.
69. What does the fox say?
Before the only question is what does the fox say, now we also would like to know what does the fox eat? Comfy in a cute onesie, this male shopper evidently does not care what you think about his outfit. We're still going to say it though, we love the ragged jacket and black boots, too!
Walmart, if you're listening, we suggest that you give discounts to your customers who have the best grocery #OOTDs. That would brighten everyone's day.
70. An outfit suspended in time
As if the neon green shirt wasn't enough to grab the attention of fellow shoppers, this individual caught everyone's eyes through his five-pronged set of suspenders. We reckon he either had an eye for fashion or he was just wanted to keep his jeans up.
Upon seeing this stylish ensemble, we recommend Walmart regulars to suspend their belief that you have to wear something normal to the store. Who needs a belt when you have suspender pants? Not this guy.
71. Lit candle
Some people like their candles with a lavender scent. Others prefer the vanilla or lemongrass fragrance if they have visitors coming over. Meanwhile, there are those who love the aroma of ramen noodles— wait what?! Now, don't go sit in judgment quickly.
Perhaps the product team of Better Homes & Gardens are targeting college students or adults who miss their univ days. Perhaps they are trying out new "flavors" as part of their own development. If they are not phased out, then there really are fans of the chicken noodle smell.
72. Get cold feet
Can someone please tell us if going barefoot to the supermarket is the latest trend? We haven't heard of it so far, so we might just be behind fashion news. If it exists, then cool, these Walmart shoppers right on track. If it doesn't, then guys, we have to talk.
Don't get us wrong, but we just want you to put your best foot forward. We always want to mind our own business, but we're concerned for your safety. Just please be careful, you never know what you might run into at the superstore.
73. She's got the bed head
This female shopper has a mattress on top of her head... literally. Was she buying it on purpose or was she one of those frequenters who purchase random stuff every time they walk in a local Walmart? Either way, there wasn't enough space in her huge cart for her new bed.
Bravo for unleashing the gymnast in her and balancing the cushion on her head. We just hope that the young woman didn't forget to pick up that one thing that she actually needed to buy in the superstore.
74. Holiday haircut
Hmmm, what should you get for Christmas? A brand new car? A cute fluffy sweater? How about a haircut? That would be a feast to the eyes! There, there, don't overreact. We're just providing you with available suggestions here.
This hairstyle is not only unique but also practical. First is that you're going to have to shave your head, which should be cool to save shampoo and make you feel breezy. Next is to shape it in a triangular form for the Christmas spirit. Then sprinkle it with the some red and green dye. Is that too much to ask?
75. A little shopping
How cute is this little shopping cart? This is not recommendable for adult Walmart shoppers, as it might give them a backache, but this miniscule trolley is perfect for the other creatures who love roaming around the superstore.
Remember the young lad—images back—who was super bored grocery shopping with his family? Maybe he could play with this small wagon instead of sleeping under the regular size pushcart. He clearly hasn't seen the entire Walmart and hasn't run into the most interesting things and people ever.
76. There's a kid left in the car!
When we say fascinating photos at Walmart, we mean images that were captured inside the store and outside as well. Needless to say, it includes the parking lot. Take for example, this precious little animal inside a car.
Nope, it's neither a puppy nor a kitten (thank God it's not a human baby), it's a baby goat! If we were about to head back to our automobile and saw it by chance, we would definitely stop and wonder why there's a kid sitting in the passenger’s seat of a parked vehicle.